Date: 10 Aug 09 12:30 am
This is a text I received months ago, that somehow came up in conversation last night. So amusing...
"So a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender, 'Dear sir may I please have a cup of hot water.' The bartender looks at the man requesting water because it is very clear that he is a vampire. He says to the vampire, 'Sure but you're a vampire aren't you suppose to drink blood?' And the vampire looks at the man very seriously pulls a used tampon out and says to him, 'yes sir, but I'm having tea tonight.' "