Right Guard.

Really? I watched part of a Yankee game, Conan O'Brian and Letterman. I stopped watching hindsight, lack of male lead role characters.

Spring is when the young bucks come out. I was just joking, you are very sweet.

So I forget my dreams.

I have like 4 great dreams a night, but my grip on reality is so strong, I don't let dreams interfere with my perception of it.

Shhhhhh...

What are you complaining about now? You always complain.

Fister

Just don't fail yourself.

Somebody told me the worst dream is dreaming your teeth fall out.

I used to watch Family Feud in 1981 every lunch day, I would eat at home.

Mister

I haven't been getting too drunk lately.

I like the line from one of her movies, she says, you sat on my face!

You are not to address me as honey but as Sir! - Sir.

I thought it was love at first sight.

bees

How come everybody watches something different from somebody else and no body cares enough to see a recommended show? What gives?

My father was watching that, now Oliver is on.

Band-aids.