poke

Well, furniture is forever, boyfriends are not.

Cards.

What? You got preggers again?

walkie talkie.

Watching asses wiggle on the street in fuck me coats.

Strong women are nice to have, but if they strong arm with their tongues, it is a deterrent to having proud men around.

Meiosis.

I dreamed that all my grade school friends were kids, but then one of us one at a time turned into adults, and got taken apart by society. I found some old food which tasted like a baseball mitt, and woke up before I got sick off of it.

First Base. (heh heh heh)

MY sister in law think I am crazy and should be institutionalized, I heard her talking to a neighbor.

Maybe they are not used to you taking responsibility and don't believe in you?

Sorry. I just want you to pass your GED.

Strike outs.

* screwing with you.

Money.

Well, at least you're hot.

A tattoo?

Watching Aussie Open.

I got woken up twice early today, so I slept late.