alright then I am not a virgin. I gave the transsexual 100 dollars, she used sparkle lube, had a green star around her neck area, and when she kicked me out of her apartment in New Jersey I stood on the corner and watched the first snow come down of December. This had to be like 7 years ago. I always say I never paid for sex, but I got the reaming.

Anyways writers have to do everything, and so according to Webster, I am not a virgin. Fortunately the thickness of the members only club was very limited. I did have some crinoline effects under my eyes after wards. I couldn't believe a transsexual didn't have good lube.