Yes I read the book, it is totally predictable, a page turner though, for those of you that don't want to learn how the book ends, you better turn your gaze from the next phrases.

He, eventually gets a pad at The St Marks Hotel on 8th Street in the Village, he walks in the foot steps of Jack Kerouk, taking trains to get there, but not paying the price. He rises in society, to funny how they always publish books in time to get other things in the works happening, like the Jack Keruak exhibit at The Museum of Natural History on Central Park West, you know the Night at the Museum movie....

Anyways, he befriends street people doing heroin and has sex with girls with pruple hair who beg for change in the street like street urchins, and overflow of children leaving their inhumane parents.

He falls in love down in the village, and as he walks to work in the morning he notices all the rich people on the west side staring into the sun as they walk to work and he like a vampire has got the sun to his back.

He doesn't like his graphics fashion job but since his girlfriend left him for a bad boy, he must dominate the computer in his loneliness. Then he goes back to work walking East as the sun sets behind him, again the rich girls in sunglasses walk by him teasing him with their nonstop legs like the train that brought him to New York City as a vagabond, then someone steals his guitar and he loses his keys, he is left outside and he has no where to pee in the village. He stops by a white house and pees against it a warm stream in the cold winter air, the cops bust him and his frustration is vulcanic as he resists arrest and gets put into an insane asylum. However, there is a guru in there that rehabiliatets him, and he allows the hyperdermic needles to puncture his skin, and being cooperative he is let go as the ones whom do not cooperate are left to rot in the looney bins.

He learns the secret in life is to cooperate, but then he does the opposite. He loses his hair, his vision becomes bad, and he had a heart attack, giving birth to only dwarves and midgets.

They turn him away from the sperm bank and he is not allowed to get his 50 buck for jacking off into a cup. He is really pissed off then, and as he walks around New York City a free but impotent balding short poor vision dude, he wears sunglasses to hide his eyes from the ladies he will never have, and slowley goes blind. He entertains thoughts of becoming a woman, and learns how to dance but this disturbs the cosmic rays of the sun and the earth magnetic poles switch throwing the world into an ice age. Depressed he moves to Buffalo where the winter is fierce, and he tries to committ suicide. He unfortunately is such a faiulure that his attempt to eradicate his existence from the face of the earth is foiled due to his lack of knowledge of the human anatomy. He goes to study at NorthWestern in Chicago, to learn anatomy so he can kill himself right. One day as he is reading a book, the spine of the book wedges in his crotch and his dick comes to life, so he drops out of College, since he now has a desire to live. He then goes on a murderous rampage killing bad boys, but there are so many bad boys he needs a machine gun, however he doesn't like the idea of running around with a machine gun with a bipod or a tripod so he gets a submachine gun to fire from the hip on the run at the bad boys. Like in Sympathy for the Devil by the Rolling Stones, where the cops are evil and sinners are the saints, (or something like that) he then has to attack the police whom come to the defense of the bad boys who steal girls from good men.

Then, the mafia of Russia and Italy decide to make him a Don. He then rises in power cleaning out all the bad people of the Earth and he become the last man on Earth kind of like Hitler using the Italians until they were of no use to them and turning his bacxk on them, the Japs, using all people until Hitler was the last man on earth.

Unfortunately the women hate him for killing all the men of the earth and they won't have sex with him so, the planet changes its name to Amazonia, with the capital at the Greek Aegean Isle of Lesbos. He is put into exile on Rhodes, but they keep him alive by milking their breasts just in case they want his dwarved miniature frame. His beard grows really long, and well, that is it.

I just made that up. You should never read someone else's cliff notes on a book because everyone's interpretation is different. You are all poor readers for reading this. Let that be a lesson to you.

PAX