poptarts dear poptarts i love you so much
from cinnamon to fudge and blueberry and such
your amazing variety of flavors are cool
as i am hopelessly addicted to you like a fool
they tried sending me to the rehab place
but an hour later i was stuffing my face
honey boo boo wanted some but i said no
she tried to steal some i told the bitch she had to go
ill love you my dear poptarts for you are my queen
for i shall ever be known as the poptart king.....