So, I took a friend to Walmart. After they got inside, this "African American"(Yes there is a reason I am specifying nationality at this point)lady pulls up next to me and proceeds to continue the conversation with her "man" which is, and I quote, "Mexicans are jus' darka' skin Asians wit bigga junk in da fron. Bitches need ta step back to dey own country an learn to drive."

Now, I was unsure as to whether I should be offended on behalf of Mexicans and Asians, laugh at her lack of education or laugh at the way she phrased things... I'm still unsure...

So, My Thanksgiving started off horribly...I called my "best friend of almost 16 years" to wish her a happy Thanksgiving, Just to find out that they "threw all of my stuff away" which had me in a really really really really REALLY bad mood...

So, we went to Doug and Shannon's, who is one of Lucy's and Shawn's friends...So, we already ate dinner, and it all frikin started because Doug smacked me in the face with a spoon of butter...Then the gravy laddle, then the gravy again...Then I hit him with Whip cream, then he smeared it on my face, then I smashed a deviled egg on his face, and he wiped that on me. Then I got the pie plate to the head, then the shampoo in the hair, Then I got him with a plate of whipcream, and he got me in the ear with a bottle of ketchup. Then I threw butter at his back and when he pulled his hoody off, it smeared in his hair, then I smashed another deviled egg against the back of his head. Then he cracked a raw egg against the back of my head, then I got him with peanut butter and he got me with a mixture of shampoo, toothpaste, deodarant, and hand soap...So I thought the battle was over... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Doug grabbed me from under my arms, Shawn grabbed my feet, they carried me out the door, down the patio steps, and PLOP! right through an inch and a half of ice into the pool...

Yep, that was my Thanksgiving...fun huh?