Yankee game, we just swept the Royals.

don't be a mental patient.

wrong thread

hokey pokey

keep on trucking (a saying from before I was conscious)

my skin peeled a little too, we are symbiotic.

postage stamp

I watched the west coast hockey finals and some tennis

waiter

I had a bunch of people give me compliments on my hair last night, this one guy who I thought was straight would be talking to me, and then he'd stop talking look up at my hair and then smile. It was perverse. They said I looked like teen wolf.

Do you think you are going to have freckles after this?

necessity

I knew you couldn't relate to that.

was that a dream, or your saying you couldn't sleep. I want to know whose fault is it that you got sun poisoning.

machine gun

Billy Joel.

you put the "king" in sneaking...

Search for supplements that promote skin health, like zinc, vitamin E and stuff.

I dreamed I was a King last night. And then in another dream I think I had a convertible.

Tyranasaurus Rex.