I wrote a book on the war, I have one passage that names all of the acronyms for female auxiliary services for each branch of the military, I don't know what they are right now. I could look it up.

Waves are female soldiers on Navy ships, WACs are female auxiliary for the Army.

WACs

That's cool, yeah something always eats up our conscience; except Jacob, he is no jackoff plus he likes Metal.

Puppy gas.

peanuts clog up the kidneys.

Come fart.

we already had masturbating bears (above) you can't write that again!

Tiger

I've shaved my head off one time. I collected all the hair in a box which I was going to use for hair replantation.

masturbating bear

Roarschak test.

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Bird Flu

Those are those streaks in the sky that don't look like clouds or plane plumes.

Chem trails.

Viagra

Vicks Vapo Rub

Afro