Yeah you can't trust men.

There is a raccoon out in front of my house and an opossum.

I missed my substance abuse meeting again.

Lie to Judges and Lie to Cops.

There is a hidden fortune in misfortune.

oh good

pine resin is not good in cuts.

Scars from what?

In bull fighter the give the bull a mortal wound before the bullfight starts. It is the same like life, we get wounded pretty bad and go to our deaths bleeding from this ostentatious slight.

That sounds like a bully thing

I like White Castles.

She said she is 18.

That is because I am talking to a girl on this site, so I am totally out there. I won't mention her name, you know how people are...

Whoops.

This post starts a new page, I bet.

Just fucken wid ya'

I always think these confessions are about you.

That sounds pretty bad. We are indestructible, but if you give up, that is another thing.

I tip too much when the bartender gives me a break.

Something wrong with dad?