I keep dreaming of going back to school.

My brother got citizenship to a different country. I stole some socks from him, and found a shirt I boxed in amongst his clothes.

I was busy jacking off and my mother was alive again, she kept interrupting my jack off session. That was one dream.

Then I was back in the 1940's or 1950's, living with my father, and doing interviews with the people in his life them, we lived in a castle, but it was so chock full of junk I couldn't even put the dishes in the sink.

Tooth and Nail is a Dokken song.

I had two real dreams.

The first my Soulmate and cohabited with her boyfriend in there, I would have stayed but they had termites. It was nice hanging with her again, haven't seen her in 14 years.

Then I went to an All Star Game, they kept throwing me out of the stadium, but I kept sneaking in until I knew every body. They gave me a list to fill up with names for a secret party in the stadium, and I had to put names down on it, for later on. It was like my pass to get in the place. However this was the Bronx and security was tough, so security got tired of my excuses, until they were taking me away again, and famous white male politician helped me out and put me in a golf cart to get in that way. We were at the gate again and security couldn't answer the question of the politician : "Don't you know who I am?" so the dream ended with me trying to get back in to the secret party.

I popped a zit. I also had a long dream about being converted into Islam. I had to eat their damn food, listen to their music, it was terrible. Worst nightmare I have ever had.

I went to sleep drunk, didn't dream, and woke up at 9 am, still in my clothes.

Dumb December Numb November, mattresses are on sale, it gets dumber and dumber this winter in Dicembre, when you talk to a girl that is in you, because I am asexual until banshee realm gives into me and provides me someone that will make me keep it in my pants 3 weeks out of the month. They want age of Cancer Carigan, people love you for what you have done for Terra, you made it firm. Terra firma. Piede E'terre, a place for you is always welcome at my door.

AIDS

Chloroform

No cable, Cortland beat Ithaca today in football

You want to be Loki, then pick a number, that is not color coded. You stuck with me, how is that seahorse guy doing, I miss him.

Hummingbird

March

walk on the left

I am marinated, not married.

Boys

I saw the Kingdom of Heaven with Orlando Bloom about the Crusades and how Jesus lost Jerusalem, and then I saw Blindspot about a super spy from the future who has amnesia.

Mr Happy

Yankee games, we finally beat the Blue Jays