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Red Hair

Um, vampirism leads to red hair progeny. If you have red hair, you should have coitus with a dark haired boy girl, that would make you have kids, do not go for the quick easy blonde boy,as blondes are even more pigmentally challenged than red heads.

The thing that is so hot about black haired girls is the luster of their hair, and it is the opposite genetics to vampirism, and people who have been going for black hair through time know that they are covering vampirism. And though, the hair may for a roof, the brains come from the other mate that forms the child. So the black hair is a cover up and the brains under black haired peoples skullbones is vampire type thinkers and emotionally vampiric peoples.

The onloy bad thing about the black hair is that if you lose your hair it looks quite bad.

Blondes have more fun because even when the grrey hairs come, which blondes don't get grey hairs, is as what I am told, not that I ever noticed, blondes can lose alot of hair and still look good because there are no gaps. IN fact the blonde can lose so much hair he/she even begins to enjoy losing the hair and gets off on doing things that is going ot make his/her hair fall out, and when hair dies it turns into coils or kinky, which is why kinky people have less hair, because they are masochistic hairdressers from hell.

Red hair though is a lotto ball of genetics that perculated up from out of the past when an especially bad vampire enjoyed being kinky and turned his kids hair red. But vampires are powerful creatures and they go through this evolutionary refinement process, and this was why in the courts of Europe during the 1500-1700's red haired females were lusted after by kings and the high royal courts. Red haired girls are supernatural hotties. There is no association with red hair having any benefit with men. You are just screwed. They also say that red haired peoples have less follicles.