What you are not married, you are sooooo done. Consider yourself done, take the thermometer out. I was going to do you anyways, marriage bands are really just boner makers anyways, the tabu. Women only want a man when he has got a wifey trophy and they want to destroy him and kill a perfectly happy marriage through circumnavigation of defenses of perfectly painted white picket fences, alarm systems, fierce dogs that answer to steaks, and back doors that are always swinging but somehow never slamming when hubby gets home.

What I am saying is that Moses stole the ten commandments from like the Egyptians, and I guess he only got off with a few of the tablets, for the Egyptians had far more rules. As far the Christianity, I totally agree, Christianity is a time mnachine of perfection of femininty, like a genie in a bottle that never gets old. God protects these fine women, and I predict that Christian girls will win the war of the womb and not even by providing soldiers for the battlefield to decided whose god is in the next generations mind. I totally believe in Pentacostal women who are lining up at sperm donor clinics to get doses of flagellum from men they fear, but must incubate in their tummies to keep this shp of humanity afloat. Button noses rule this world, and the Christian women living in land away from the sharks of the oceans have got a monopoly on the future, them and their blonde hair, curtains drapes, everything, with freckles.

What do I believe in? I will never convert, instead I will get a convertable couch and lay as many distaffs as I possible can, because now I have been "programmed" to desire to impregnate every female I see walking on the street, especially the ugly ones, so perfect babies can come from them, and they aren't miserable.

But if I am of the faith of the Christian conversion couch, then I would say I am more Anglican than Pentacostal. I think the English have it right, men can wear female clothes, and it is more erotic for hot men to wear girl clothes since most females are lesbians, especially the finest ones, and strap ons always pop out and bisexual females are just going to have to get used to the Anglican lesbian reality that men who cross dress don't have to wear strap ons.

It is about eliminating the middle man, and since I am possessed by the Holy Ghost, I refute Pentacostal Christianity, thank you for telling me what I needed to know and pointing me in the right direction to freeze hell over, so, to answer the initial question... what do I believe in? WELL NOW YOU KNOW.

I have to go wash my panties now and hang them to dry. That woolite is great for problems like those.