You aught check out the Vampariah blog too, I hear that guys tells all his secrets.

Um I walked the horse path to get to the lake, because I knew there was some tunnels near the 77th entrance where I had a dream I met Jimi Hendrix, I saved his ass, and then we went into the subway tunnels that feed the Museum of Natural History, and we met god down there and we walked the tunnels together, and then a train came and god said trust me and you won't be hit by the train. Jimi said yeah man that is groovy, so god holds up his cloak and Jimi is shielded, but the train kills both god and Hendrix.

I willtell the story of what I said to the kids in the dark when I found them at the lake being told about vampire bats. A fish jumped out of the water, and they told me to shut up, and I told them to get the cops, leave me the fuck alone, and don't tell me what to do. Then in my flip flops I jumped over glacial rock and slammed down, I turned and looked behind them, spat my cigarette out and said:

VAMPIRES EXIST.

Then I put another butt in my mouth and breathed in frustration.

They shouldn't have kids in the park at night, the Brambles are filled with gay guys in chaps with come hither looks on park benches. I tripped on shrooms by them two nights one with the Grafitti Posse, and the former with Teenage Wasteland Gang. Now the children will think twice about going into the park after dark, because of vampires.