blurrighter: I am on,
mandy: hey! : what' up
blurrighter: howdy
mandy: what r u doing today?
blurrighter: I read on a lawn in the park
blurrighter: did a hand stand
blurrighter: climbed a tree
blurrighter: fed squirrels
mandy: u clime trees?
blurrighter: well some dogs I knew rushed into the park chasing a squirrel up a tree
blurrighter: and one of the dogs is shy to all
blurrighter: so I climbed the tree
blurrighter: for the black dog
blurrighter: to see what humans could conceivably do
blurrighter: and to not be so shy
blurrighter: at least with me
blurrighter: they remember ya
mandy: lol, i used too when i was a kid, and my mom was always mad at me when i would rip up my new clothes
blurrighter: oh
blurrighter: well
blurrighter: how much do you weigh now?
mandy: 130 i think
blurrighter: ya
blurrighter: you have nice hips
mandy: and u?

blurrighter: 165
blurrighter: let me go check
blurrighter: brb
mandy: ok
blurrighter: 163
blurrighter: lost 2 lbs
mandy: but u r tall
blurrighter: 5' 9 3/4"
blurrighter: my brother is 5-11 1/2
blurrighter: never made the 6 feet
mandy: lol
blurrighter: 6 feet is important size for a dude
blurrighter: how tall are you?
mandy: i just came back from the beach, i am burned
blurrighter: what are you 5'%"
mandy: i am 5' 8''

blurrighter: oh
blurrighter: yeah
blurrighter: cool
blurrighter: for 130
blurrighter: that is perfect
blurrighter: how can a mexican burn?
mandy: lol
blurrighter: you must have fell asleep
mandy: yeah, and i had 2 margaritas
blurrighter: thought so
blurrighter: and last night what did you do?
mandy: i went to the casino,
blurrighter: oh
mandy: came home
blurrighter: cocktail dress
mandy: watched a movie : had sex
blurrighter: gee
blurrighter: I wish I was with you
mandy: and went to sleep
blurrighter: you know how to live
blurrighter: and ate a tomato sandwich
mandy: and u?

blurrighter: me
blurrighter: shot pool
blurrighter: played ping pong
blurrighter: went to a strip club and danced
blurrighter: the girsl were amazed a guy could move like that
mandy: lol
blurrighter: I was like the energizer bunny in a stiff cotton shirt
mandy: did u make some money?
blurrighter: the collars were extended like a vampires
blurrighter: broke a 50 $ bill
blurrighter: GRANT
blurrighter: I did knock in 3 stripes on the break and then hit in two more before my friends could go
blurrighter: 5 ball run to begin
blurrighter: yeah I was cocky
blurrighter: then we walked from the pool hall to Honey's strip club
blurrighter: and we were under the 7 train
blurrighter: and I made this sound of a car scretching and my friends looked over
blurrighter: and they thought I was hit by a car
blurrighter: I forgot I could make that sound
mandy: lol
blurrighter: the elevated train captured the sound and made it more intense
blurrighter: then my other friend said I was weird
blurrighter: and I said, hell, I just made two guys puke up their Heniken's without even saying a word
blurrighter: what the fuck is wrong with you I said
blurrighter: and then he said ?
blurrighter: That's is my friend he is fucken weird
blurrighter: and I looked where he was talking to and whom he was talking to
blurrighter: and it was a gas station
blurrighter: but there was no one there
blurrighter: so I am like who the fuck is he complaining about me to?
blurrighter: he is the one who is crazy
blurrighter: well, I am crazy bu that is besides the point
mandy: wow, he is the wierd one
blurrighter: then I bought pumpkin seeds, had a good orgasm
blurrighter: and went to sleep
mandy: i just had a orgasm now
blurrighter: actually this time I sat in my pool of goo
blurrighter: so the energy would not be lost
blurrighter: I think it was healthy to do that
mandy: after the sun adn the margaritas i got so tired and horny
blurrighter: but it was like fucking my own ass
blurrighter: and pumping it full of sperm
blurrighter: yeah
blurrighter: tequila will do that
blurrighter: oh
blurrighter: I see
blurrighter: yeah
blurrighter: orgasms are good
blurrighter: they make you sleepy
blurrighter: my computer is hot
mandy: yes, its so relaxing
blurrighter: I better get something to drink
blurrighter: I did mine last night without the use of my hands
blurrighter: I fucked furnature like a vampire robot freak cat sex like
blurrighter: it was fun
blurrighter: you had to be there
blurrighter: magic orgasm
blurrighter: furniture
blurrighter: sp -5
mandy: yeah, that sounds interesting?
blurrighter: I know
blurrighter: strange but true
blurrighter: alright
blurrighter: I am gonna go for a walk
blurrighter: you aught to try without the use of your hands too, fuck a pillow or something
mandy: ok Dave, talk 2 u latter , have a good walk
blurrighter: bye