David Vaccaro: a pipe burst in the street over my right shoulder
David Vaccaro: chatting with a married woman fro a abit
David Vaccaro: a little bit of a flood
girl: ahh sounds good
David Vaccaro: how are you tonight?
girl: i'm doing quite well
David Vaccaro: hmmm
David Vaccaro: I posted my chat with the girl on Vampirefreaks
girl: with what girl?
David Vaccaro: since I am not on my computer
David Vaccaro: the married chick
girl: oh ok
girl: what's your vf username?
David Vaccaro: it turned out to be a excellent convo
girl: good good
David Vaccaro: 1-800-eXorSis
David Vaccaro: we learned that if you smoked dust whilw dressed in a soccer mom costume on halloween you get stuck in that role fopr the rest of your life
girl: ahh.... well that might do it
David Vaccaro: sorry about the dream thing
David Vaccaro: that was over the top
girl: nah it's ok
girl: it was kinda entertaining
David Vaccaro: I am a megaphone spotlight and I decided to shine on you
: i didn't understand it to much...
: haha it's awesome
David Vaccaro: jello shot girls are always the hottest
: i like the spotlight haha
David Vaccaro: they find the drunk guys with the cash
David Vaccaro: and they can get them to buy anything
: so like what the hell is a jelloshot girl?
David Vaccaro: jello shots are jello mixed with alcahol
David Vaccaro: jello also jiggles
: well i know what the drink is, i just have never heard of the term to describe a girl lol
David Vaccaro: they are bar maids
: ahh
: i see
: well i turn 21 in less than a week so i'm psyched
David Vaccaro: I know most of the children on Gone Gothic wouldn't know about that
: yeah
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: you have the doe eyes
David Vaccaro: adorableness
: awww
David Vaccaro: vampness
: thank you
David Vaccaro: the cute factor
David Vaccaro: so
: yeah i have cat eyes... it goes with my prowess
: lmao
David Vaccaro: what do you wish to pick my brain tonight about?
: well i would like to know about vampires, and what makes you think i am one
: i have had someone tell me it before as well
: so i just wanted to pick your brain about vamps
David Vaccaro: well what is vampness then
: vampire like traits
David Vaccaro: ok
David Vaccaro: so you don't have a clue about your urges?
: hahah yes, that i do
David Vaccaro: alright
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: vampire sexuality stems from the tabu
: hmm
: this is interesting
David Vaccaro: we know it is wrong and yet we do it anyways
David Vaccaro: normal is vanilla
David Vaccaro: not Vamperilla
: hehe
: very cute
: and yes, i am a very sexual creature... but i have a feeling you figured that one out lmao
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: just like the weed at Woodstock was weaker than todays herbage
David Vaccaro: sexuality is out of control now
: this is true
David Vaccaro: it is a positive spiral to ruin
David Vaccaro: sexuality breeeds
David Vaccaro: and yet
David Vaccaro: like the weed
David Vaccaro: it gets more potent through time
David Vaccaro: perfect sexuality
David Vaccaro: that is what vampires do
: how so?
David Vaccaro: they augment their blood to the levels of desire they partake
David Vaccaro: and then the children become pleasure bodies
David Vaccaro: the future is going to be robots bringing food to people on CLUB MED vacations permanently
: hmm
David Vaccaro: the brain stem is taking over the higher functions
David Vaccaro: the brain stem wants things more
: so how do you determine if someone is a vampire or not?
David Vaccaro: the cerebellum or the cerebral cortex postpones things and never gets anything done so the brain stem takes over
David Vaccaro: vampirism is evolution
: ahhh
David Vaccaro: we return to pure animalism
: i get what you're saying
David Vaccaro: that is vamp[ness
David Vaccaro: which you don't understand
David Vaccaro: your maker had the passions you have
David Vaccaro: and yet they were not born with it
David Vaccaro: it is almost unnatural
David Vaccaro: I mean humans for the most part get more perverted as they grow older
David Vaccaro: there is evolution within one generation
David Vaccaro: evolution of the individual
: ah yes, makes sense
David Vaccaro: dirty old man phenomna
: hahaha
David Vaccaro: and yet once he was a child with no such thoughts
Rachele Williams: i understand what you mean now
David Vaccaro: what got you off yesterday won't work today which is why marriages fail
David Vaccaro: but tabu is disease if you step beyond monagomy
Rachele Williams: we grow out of things and our likes and dislikes are always changing
David Vaccaro: and this is what the vampire lust is all about
David Vaccaro: BLOOD
David Vaccaro: keeping the blood pure
: no no... don't say that word
David Vaccaro: and making bloodlines stronger
David Vaccaro: progeny
: fuck, now i'm staring at it
: did you have to make it all capital like?
David Vaccaro: oh did I?
David Vaccaro: My blood is pure
: haha yeah
David Vaccaro: it always has been
David Vaccaro: I am the dirties of men
David Vaccaro: and yet
: oooo pure blood is always a good thing
David Vaccaro: my higher brain has won out over the animal
: hmm
David Vaccaro: that is what makes me special
David Vaccaro: never have I had an STD
David Vaccaro: no matter how drunk
David Vaccaro: I never disgraced my progeny
David Vaccaro: my future
David Vaccaro: the vampness hotness
David Vaccaro: women with herpes give herpes to the child
David Vaccaro: 5 year olds with herpes
David Vaccaro: imagine
: goddamn
David Vaccaro: ill blood
s: that's horrible
David Vaccaro: that is not vampness
: i'm glad i don't have any std's
David Vaccaro: that is the opposite
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: in one kiss
David Vaccaro: in one bite
: i see
David Vaccaro: love is the answer
: agreed
David Vaccaro: in love there is knowledge and no possible deception
David Vaccaro: you know you can kiss her
: mm hmm
David Vaccaro: mix blood in the womb
David Vaccaro: pure blood
David Vaccaro: I smell humans
David Vaccaro: I smell them when I cannot even see them
: brb a min i have to take this downstairs
David Vaccaro: I smell them from far off
David Vaccaro: they are impure
David Vaccaro: and the vampire is pure
David Vaccaro: his blood is pure because he knows the process of purification
David Vaccaro: and avoids putrification
Rachele Williams: ok i'm back