David Vaccaro: I can talk about anything
David Vaccaro: and then change the subject really quickly
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: hit me
David Vaccaro: what do yuo think a soulmate is?
David Vaccaro: define
RAVE: hmmm...that covers a lot of area for me
RAVE: i guess, basically, it means that the person "gets" me...knows me inside and out...but not from GETTING to know me
RAVE: does that make sense?
David Vaccaro: a soulmate is some loser that likes you
RAVE: lol yeah
David Vaccaro: yes
David Vaccaro: they take the time
David Vaccaro: and have the capability
David Vaccaro: to understand you
David Vaccaro: but
David Vaccaro: I have a new definition that Webster won't like
David Vaccaro: alright
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: i'm ready
David Vaccaro: the regaetton is to loud hold on
David Vaccaro: wow that was loud
David Vaccaro: you aught get Loony toons
David Vaccaro: good shit beats Daddy Yankee any day
David Vaccaro: anyways
David Vaccaro: a soulmate is
David Vaccaro: someone whom if you tried to lose
David Vaccaro: in conversation
David Vaccaro: and then even moved fast out of a bar
David Vaccaro: they are onto you
David Vaccaro: they are the one
David Vaccaro: whom runs into the cab because when they are with you
David Vaccaro: they feel like they are the one that really belongs in the cab with you
David Vaccaro: all the other studs feel left out
David Vaccaro: the man that feels she is his
David Vaccaro: jumps in the cab
David Vaccaro: she will never reject him
David Vaccaro: even if they have had a fight
David Vaccaro: because they crossed that bridge already
David Vaccaro: she is won
David Vaccaro: and you can't lose them
David Vaccaro: no matter what you do
David Vaccaro: shake em physically
David Vaccaro: or
David Vaccaro: mentally
David Vaccaro: they are en pointe
David Vaccaro: ok?
RAVE: yes, yes
RAVE: hold on a sec, hun
David Vaccaro: there ar elots of guys
David Vaccaro: because manhattan women must play the field
David Vaccaro: alright
RAVE: ok back
David Vaccaro: hey
David Vaccaro: do you feel better
David Vaccaro: you know the mind is hooked to the tummy
RAVE: yes, i hadda pee!
RAVE: lol
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: I know what you look like you don't have to show off your natural beauty
David Vaccaro: it isa nice
David Vaccaro: it is nice
David Vaccaro: don't take it away now
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: um
David Vaccaro: well you know headaches
David Vaccaro: they come from tum
David Vaccaro: stomach aches lead to headaches
David Vaccaro: did you know?
RAVE: yeah, i did
David Vaccaro: the tubing of the stomach is the same shit as teh tubing of the convolutions of the brain
David Vaccaro: ok
RAVE: unfortunately, firsthand
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: yeah
David Vaccaro: crohns disease
David Vaccaro: might fuck up the brain too
David Vaccaro: anyways
David Vaccaro: I am just alien probing your stomach right now
David Vaccaro: clinically
David Vaccaro: like a doctor
RAVE: lol...good luck with that
David Vaccaro: heh
RAVE: are u still in canaduh?
David Vaccaro: oh a new pic
David Vaccaro: yeah
David Vaccaro: what are you wearing there?
David Vaccaro: it is kinda shiny
David Vaccaro: or is that an illusion?
RAVE: a dress with a lil shrug thing over it
RAVE: umm...it's not shiny
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: well
RAVE: i have on a skeleton key necklace
David Vaccaro: I had tpo take like a third and fourth look
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: cool
David Vaccaro: I had a skeleton key once
David Vaccaro: but my best necklace
David Vaccaro: was like
David Vaccaro: recently
RAVE: i ADORE skeleton keys!
RAVE: yeah? what was it?
David Vaccaro: well they open all the doors
David Vaccaro: um
David Vaccaro: there was two rich girls living next to me
David Vaccaro: in Queens
David Vaccaro: one was an actress on Broadway for many years
David Vaccaro: a singer
David Vaccaro: the other was artistic
David Vaccaro: the actress was tall and
David Vaccaro: then they moved out
David Vaccaro: it was the oldest building in the hood
David Vaccaro: horses were kept on the first floor
David Vaccaro: an archway was covered over in brick to live in
David Vaccaro: but carriages could ride in threr
David Vaccaro: there high ceilings
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: they lived on the second floor
David Vaccaro: sometimes I would forget their names
David Vaccaro: but
David Vaccaro: they wouold always catch me in my robe crossdresserd
David Vaccaro: and I didn't think they knew
David Vaccaro: but they knew the crossdressing schedule of NYC
David Vaccaro: so I would go out and smoke
David Vaccaro: on my stoop
David Vaccaro: and they would do :recycling"
David Vaccaro: yeah right
David Vaccaro: in the rain
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: anyways
David Vaccaro: one day they moved out
David Vaccaro: the owners kids were coming to take the apartments
David Vaccaro: so they threw a nig party
David Vaccaro: andf the whole white collar neighborhood came
David Vaccaro: the people n the hood whom I never got to go to parties with
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: so I was in because it was my street
David Vaccaro: and I danced
David Vaccaro: very well
David Vaccaro: and spoke well
David Vaccaro: and didn't drimk
David Vaccaro: and then one day
David Vaccaro: it was time for them to move out
David Vaccaro: so they had a sale
David Vaccaro: girl clothes really cheap
David Vaccaro: I got all kinds of shit
David Vaccaro: even pink panties
David Vaccaro: thin material
David Vaccaro: and three jeans
David Vaccaro: one tighter than the other
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: anyways
David Vaccaro: I got empty CD cases for my collection because I am a Dj and I smash them up
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: um
David Vaccaro: speak
RAVE: I had no idea about the cross-dressing side of you, but now that I know, I dig ya even more!!!
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: all guys do it
David Vaccaro: the ones who have balls admit it
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: yeah, my bf does
David Vaccaro: so one of the nick nacks that I liked beyond like Reiki books and energy books
RAVE: i think it's hot
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: yeah
David Vaccaro: some can pull it off
RAVE: i wish he could fit my shoes
David Vaccaro: the tall dude
RAVE: mhmm
David Vaccaro: I gotta oriental wig fro 40 dollars on 42nd street
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: I never wore shoes
David Vaccaro: I want to badly
David Vaccaro: but then I got my dick back
David Vaccaro: and so I had to be a guy
David Vaccaro: again
David Vaccaro: but I was going to be a girl
David Vaccaro: because that is what happens to vampires
David Vaccaro: the male clothes are too hot
David Vaccaro: so you have to wear panties wash panties and walk around NYC in a dress
David Vaccaro: unfortunately I have reall wide shoulders
David Vaccaro: and so they know
David Vaccaro: I had only one guy call me gay
David Vaccaro: the rest really like it
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: clothing only has the meaning that we attach to it
David Vaccaro: yeah beyond the books at the sale
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: i think it's crazy that we genderize it
David Vaccaro: I love the smell of women
RAVE: *shrug*
David Vaccaro: I just went on a beer run
David Vaccaro: up in MOntreal
RAVE: OMG, i do, too!
David Vaccaro: with Zack a dark skinned Indian boy 6'1"
David Vaccaro: and his wife was with us
David Vaccaro: and I was like in the deli
RAVE: ok, Zack and the wife
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: yeah
David Vaccaro: um
David Vaccaro: there was two girls under 25
David Vaccaro: but not by much
David Vaccaro: so they had trouble walking because they had turned into women
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: they were over there wipping out their credit cards
David Vaccaro: and I was amazed
David Vaccaro: because their jeans were just like too tight
David Vaccaro: and um
David Vaccaro: like bleached perfect
David Vaccaro: and their gams were full
David Vaccaro: and butts
David Vaccaro: they tried to cover
David Vaccaro: and without hesitation
David Vaccaro: I looked right at them
David Vaccaro: motioned to wifey
David Vaccaro: and said
David Vaccaro: "You know I have been here for ten days and this is the closest I have been to females
David Vaccaro: the girls
David Vaccaro: were like in disbelief
David Vaccaro: that there was a man there
David Vaccaro: right next to them
David Vaccaro: like a real man
David Vaccaro: that wnated to be next to them'
David Vaccaro: but couldn't
David Vaccaro: wanted
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: they got all edgy
David Vaccaro: and self conscious
David Vaccaro: because they knew I tasted with my eyes and nose
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: under such scrutiny they wer edivas
David Vaccaro: even though they weren't perfect
David Vaccaro: but
RAVE: nobody is
David Vaccaro: I ahve never met an ugly female
David Vaccaro: have
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: I was perfect once
David Vaccaro: um
David Vaccaro: so
David Vaccaro: the necklace
RAVE: lol...i have been perfect on a couple of nights
David Vaccaro: I think all female swalk like they need to be stuffewd
David Vaccaro: oh
David Vaccaro: yeah
David Vaccaro: I can imagine
David Vaccaro: you are quite the wife material
David Vaccaro: anyways
David Vaccaro: um
RAVE: wife material? what's that mean?
David Vaccaro: so I took a cooking thing that you make ginger bread guys out of
David Vaccaro: you are like the kind of interesting females that you could bring home to daad and you would be proud
David Vaccaro: so
David Vaccaro: one day
David Vaccaro: I took a necklace soulamte had given me
RAVE: i see
David Vaccaro: but I never wore it afteer the pot emblem fell off
David Vaccaro: and I took the cookie cutter guy
David Vaccaro: and I pushed it onto the necklace
David Vaccaro: and I went otu for a walk
David Vaccaro: out
David Vaccaro: and there was the guys from the party
David Vaccaro: the white collar people
David Vaccaro: and they were sittng on the stoop
David Vaccaro: and with them was one of the three girls that are perfect in the hood
David Vaccaro: her name is Georgia
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: she sings in Church
David Vaccaro: and she has never been with a man relationship wise for as long as I have known her
David Vaccaro: like 13 years
David Vaccaro: and she still is perfect and hot
David Vaccaro: walks with difficulty because she got tiny shoes
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: I worship her
David Vaccaro: she is always
David Vaccaro: always on the opposite side of the street
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: this time she was waiting fro me
David Vaccaro: right with the people whom I commiserate with
David Vaccaro: and after 13 years of worship
David Vaccaro: I was introduced to perfect Georgia
David Vaccaro: and she had like modern clothes
David Vaccaro: normally she is in regular clothes that
David Vaccaro: wraop her perfectly
David Vaccaro: but twicxe I had seen her like in club gear
David Vaccaro: the Chuirch girl
David Vaccaro: Church
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: I go up with my ciookie cutter necklace
David Vaccaro: and it becomes the center of conversation
David Vaccaro: because I knew at that moment in the rebirth process
David Vaccaro: what ever would come from me would be cut from the same cloth
David Vaccaro: and have the same attributes
David Vaccaro: and she knew
David Vaccaro: it
David Vaccaro: and was coming out
David Vaccaro: to show me her patience
David Vaccaro: I am not going to describe what she was wearing
David Vaccaro: but she had gold shoes
David Vaccaro: tight jeans
David Vaccaro: and a cell phone jammed in her hip pocket
David Vaccaro: so her hips looked poerfect for birthing
David Vaccaro: she was the rpize
David Vaccaro: they say
David Vaccaro: prize
David Vaccaro: they say she has very high standards
David Vaccaro: and I said you know Georgia
David Vaccaro: I ahve been dyin gto hear you sing in Church
David Vaccaro: for years
David Vaccaro: and last week I walk ed into Church by accident
David Vaccaro: for the second time
David Vaccaro: because I am an atheist
David Vaccaro: yet I am the holy man of the village
David Vaccaro: monk
David Vaccaro: saint
David Vaccaro: whatver
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: I heard her sing
David Vaccaro: and I toldf her that and walked the fuck away because that is what I do I tease girls
RAVE: why? what do you get out of it?
David Vaccaro: I know she wants me
David Vaccaro: I of course wnat to give her a baby
David Vaccaro: no
RAVE: yeah...you know...
David Vaccaro: actually she doesn't want me
David Vaccaro: she wants the cookie cutter
David Vaccaro: women only need males for their seed
RAVE: when I see guys that I find extremely interesting, I imagine what our babies would be like
RAVE: lol
RAVE: i guess i just proved your point
David Vaccaro: that is the cookie cutter story
David Vaccaro: necklace
David Vaccaro: I hope you liked it
RAVE: i ADORED it
David Vaccaro: skeleton key
David Vaccaro: well
David Vaccaro: you ogtta live it to write it
David Vaccaro: gottas
David Vaccaro: so
RAVE: i fully agree
David Vaccaro: what is on your mind?
David Vaccaro: hell is merely a springboard to heaven
David Vaccaro: but people don't realise that
David Vaccaro: and they stay in hell depressed
David Vaccaro: I have never been bored in my life
David Vaccaro: I don't know what boredom is
David Vaccaro: and
David Vaccaro: depression?
David Vaccaro: I can't define that either
David Vaccaro: that is why I know Church girl wants a little COACH in her tum
RAVE: wow
David Vaccaro: sometimes I know I totlaly screw up females lives
David Vaccaro: they are waitng fro me to get out of hell
David Vaccaro: and they have met me
David Vaccaro: and so they have high standards
David Vaccaro: she hears me sing on the street especially loud for her
David Vaccaro: I knock cornice off building face with blues unreal
David Vaccaro: I have mind fucked loneliness for 13-14 years
David Vaccaro: to her
David Vaccaro: but
David Vaccaro: she is different
David Vaccaro: she is Venus
David Vaccaro: and I am
David Vaccaro: Sirius
David Vaccaro: the Dog Star
David Vaccaro: the morning star
David Vaccaro: and the dog star
David Vaccaro: but we can dream can't we
David Vaccaro: I just wish sometimes I didn't let girls know about me and what the fuck I can do to rock this world
David Vaccaro: so they can get a lesser guy and be semi happy
David Vaccaro: I spil their entire existence
David Vaccaro: which is why
David Vaccaro: I never hook up with women
David Vaccaro: they know I am a homewrecker
David Vaccaro: always the best man
David Vaccaro: never the groom
David Vaccaro: so
David Vaccaro: I am going to stop
David Vaccaro: because I am ferocious
RAVE: hmmm...