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Relativity explained AGAIN

Well, we have to save Frosty here again today vampeeps because of the global warming. Even Teddy Bears are starting to lose fur.

Well, what Einstein said about relativity was exhibited in a movie describing what would happen if he left the earth in a space ship travelling at the speed of light, he said he would return to the earth everyone would be older. Well we know damn sure that particles larger than the size of a photon cannot do the speed of light since only photons can travel at that speed and their volume is minescule. And anyways, Einstein in space would realize he would have to turn to the earth since his momentum would diminish and he can't get to other planets, since rocket propulsion only works in atmospheres and not vacuums. The Eagle has landed needs an explosion to get liftoff on the moon, and to get back to the earth the space ship has to orbit the moon a couple of times to be whipped back to earth, for there is no particles for propulsion in space to create the inertia for movement back to earth.

Anyways, um


Once in space, one is removed from the magnetic demonic DNA interference, and are healed from the removal from the evil inanimate string, Vasquez, you see it is elementary. Everyone is still trapped on the earth fucked by time squashed like bugs on a windshield from the loopy loop to loop orbit around a pivotal star that keeps track of dirty deeds done in decades done. Everyone got older, but Einstein, who knew? Theories are only theories until they are proven so relativity is a fact, but in order to um run this experiment, we must build a reanimator machine and bring back Einstein whose brain is on each of the seven continents and then send him into space.

But who is damning Frosty the Snowman? Is it a man or a woman?



e = m c squared

well e is a woman, because since there is nothing down below of the schwa, she has to be in control

e or woman is equal to the reason why m (or men) are kept in a square cage. c cage c see mmmm men are in a cage, square, okay it is only a square a two dimensional, but still, these battles lines must be respected.

Okay Vasquez I made some of that shit up, but I was wondering, if you ever fantasize having sex with Sam, you know she is bi and before you get married you try everything, right ????

hmph