Just a random questionaire my friend sent me.

When was the last time you cried?: A couple of weeks ago. I was drunk.
Have you ever faked sick?: Yes. To skip out on appointments.
What was the last lie you said?: I love you
Have you ever cried during a movie?: Yes. American Beauty.
Have you ever danced in the rain?: Yes. It was liberating.
Have you ever been drunk?: Me? Never.
Do you smoke?: No.
What is your full name?: Jordan Matthew Hewitt
What is your blood-type?: B, I think.
Have you ever been in a car accident?: Yes. It wasn't that bad.
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: I was about 7.
Who was your first kiss?: Lindsay.
Have you ever had an online relationship?: Yes.
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: Yes. Once or twice.
What is your favourite sport to play?: I like Track.
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: Yes. When I was 10.
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: See question 3.
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: Yes. Too many to explain.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Prostitute. Drug Dealer.
What is your political persuassion?: Don't Have One.
Do you believe in god?: I believe in some sort of higher power.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Possible.
Do you believe in karma?: No.
Who was your first crush?: Lindsay.
Who do yo uhave a crush on?: No one
How would you describe yourself?: Just a cool cat.
What are you afraid of?: Cows.
Are you religious?: No.
What does your screen name mean?: I picked it up from Dr. Phil. It was about spouses
frauding they're lovers and it just sounded cool.
What person do you trust the most?: My mom.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: Sebrina.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: "you suck."
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: 2 days.
What is your greatest strength?: My ability to consume vast quantities of pills.
What is your greatest weakness?: My ability to consume vast quantities of pills.
What is your perfect pizza?: meaty
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: "Shit...mayble I'll call in sick"
What is your first thought before you go to bed?: "How many sheep was that???"
What college do you want to go to?: nwhere
Do you get along with your family?: Yes
Do you play any instruments?: I play the Triangle. I rock at it too.
What kind of music do you like?: Industrial, ebm...anything really.
Would you ever get a tattoo?: Someday.
How many piercings do you have?: Not anymore.
Who makes you laugh?: you.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: Jessica R.
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yes. I found a dead body too.
Do you have a celebrity crush?: No. What is with this crush shit???
What is one thing scientists should invent?: Lightsabers.
Have you ever broken a bone?: Yes. Triple compound fracture on my left ankle. I was walking home from my friends and misjudged a snowdrift for a snowbank and put all my weight into my left when climbing it. *Crunchy, crunchy*
What happens after you die?: We go to the Blue World and meet the Narfs.
Do you watch or read the news?: All the time.
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: Freak.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: Most definately
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Frank Fencepost
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: I dunno. My first public flogging maybe?
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: My non-Commitment to just about everything and everyonw.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: Once.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: Of course.
What do you want your friends to think about you?: "You're a cool cat."
HAve you ever bitten someone?: Yes.
Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes. from stores, from people I barely know, etc...
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: Never. Too childish for me.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: The first time I had a threesome. I forgot to push the 'record' button on the camera.
Do you remember your dreams?: Not always.
Have you ever been in love?: Not really no.
Are you a morning person or a night person?: Night.
Do you have any phobias?: Yes. Cows and spiders.
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?): Yes. When I hurt my groin.
How many screen names do you have?: One more: Twiggy Stardust
Do any medical problems run in your family?: I don't know specifically, but I am sure there are.
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: No.
Have you ever had a nightmare?: Yes of course. I had one not too long ago where Johnny Cash thought I was screwing June Carter.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: Friends.
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Yes. A couple of times.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No. Can't say that I have.
Have you ever written a love letter?: It wasn't really about love.
Have you ever attempted suicide?: Yeah, once.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Briefs.
Have you ever been in a fistfight?: Yes. Got the shit knocked out of me.
Do you have any hidden talents?: I pass off as a good looking chick.
What is one thing you want me to know about you?: I reached orgasm by putting a cup of hot coffee between my legs in the winter time.
Do you usually prefer books or movies?: I love a good book.
Who is your favourite person to talk to?: Myself
Would you ever have sex before marriage?: Oops...Too late
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: My friend Jebediah
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: American.
Have you ever gotten detention?: When I was in grade 7.
How do you vent your anger?: Beat up people. jk.
Have you ever been on a diet?: Yes. The "finger down the throat" diet. It works.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: Yes to both.
Is your best friend a virgin?: She's a fucking slut. I say that with love.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: Borderline Personality Disorder.
And NO it isn't cool to suffer from it kids.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: Yes. It isn't cool either.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: Yes. Went far enought to plan it out.
Have you ever hated someone?: Yes. all the time.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: Phone
Do you consider yourself popular?: Not really, unless I go to the bar in drag.
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: Yes. Especially if I was drunk
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: Yes. That is the sexiest form of a "crush".
What is your favourite book?: The Theory and Practice of Hell
Do you have a collection of anything?: Medical paraphanillia and incense.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: Sometimes.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: Not really.
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: I don't know.
Are you happy with the life you have?: It varies from day to day