Me? A Cop?
/ 526 posts
20 Apr 21 2:42 am
~Finish The Sentence:




"If I Was A Cop, I'd _____."



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Share/Expound down below if You wish.....
/ 220 posts
20 Apr 21 7:52 pm
Endorse the American stereotype of Cops eating Donuts. : - )
/ 220 posts
22 Apr 21 12:00 am
Nivram wrote:
i quit. handle your own interpretation of the law. im done. i quit. make your own constitution for what ever world and land you live in. i quit. get fucked. keep my last salary im moving far away from humanity. go make your own laws, fuck you. i quit.
p.s. i like jelly filled.



LOL Wow! Sounds like a very disenchanted and dramatic thing for a cop to say. I like it, deliciously bitter like dark chocolate. ; - )
/ 220 posts
22 Apr 21 12:01 am
Nivram wrote:
ok...seriously.

Lu,
its me Marvin
hows it goin? everything ok? can we talk about why yer on social sites so much?
Relax man...whats your favorite movie?
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary?
sounds like you got good taste in film artists and your teacher spoke highly of you.
Why do you have Ass Burgers on goth social sites?
Do you like boys? girls? men? or women?
We can work this out.
You always ask us
so lets ask you,, tell us about YOu, we are just as curious.

We are your friend regardless of whom we've voted for. Who cares! We are GOTHS! We made our own 'underground' railroad. We accept you no matter what you say cuz we know what you are SAYING.
We may not be friends, but we are sure trying to reach out...at least I am
my inbox is open to you anytime my Brother
Love,
Marvin



Sounds more like 'If You Were a Cop, What Would You Write?' Again, very dramatic. I like it! Soooo much better than my response.
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22 Apr 21 11:19 am
AVintagePaperDoll wrote:
Id go to my favorite restaurants daily in uniform, and eat free every day til I died. And when I'm not doing that id be at the station doing my mostly desk job. And using the free gym when I got bored.



LOL That's a more realistic response. Also....yeah, I'd probably do the same. : - )
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27 Jan 22 7:50 pm
If I were to be one all I would ask is to not be partners with someone who is power hungry, bossy, and self entitled like some cops are. I know there are good cops out there. Unless they shoot to kill in almost every situation, then being a cop serves no purpose.
/ 220 posts
29 Jan 22 12:20 am
Blake_MetalHead wrote:
If I were to be one all I would ask is to not be partners with someone who is power hungry, bossy, and self entitled like some cops are. I know there are good cops out there. Unless they shoot to kill in almost every situation, then being a cop serves no purpose.



I had a bad enounter with the type of Policeman you describe. Worse bit was he was taking it out on my sister who was older and a lot more timid. I think he was asserting himself to make him look good in front of his new partner who happened to be an attractive female.

That's basically what happened. I explained the scenario to some Army buddies who the majority were Police officers and one said "that makes no sense what so ever" I just laughed and said "I know, right!?"
/ 25 posts
19 Jun 22 12:04 am
Sell psychedelics to teens.
/ 220 posts
19 Jun 22 7:49 pm
_n3kr0m4nc3r_ wrote:
Sell psychedelics to teens.



Normally I wouldn't condone that but hmmmmmm, let's do that just to see what happens! 😆