Vampire

Warlock.

Merlin

red spandex pants (from the movie Arthur).

Red tights

Musicals.

Grease

nose job

Rhinoplasty

Chinese medicine

Bags

Testes

Testy.

Pissed off

hooker.

Illegal

horror

Good-Vibes wrote:

trespassing. (Dont ever do that, I have a great story)

I told you my necklace story, let's hear the trespassing story...

Going off of necklace there...

Choker

Cool story. I once returned to my hick town as a man of all seasons from the big city, in the prime of my life with a Jeep that was my step-father's 14th Jeep. So I had the best Jeep in the city no doubt. I ripped out the back seat and put a booming system, so that got the girls after me. Anyways off the main road there was a dirt road and it was at night, so I drove like a maniac on the dirt road, roaring with the flamethrower lights on. I had a tow truck on the front of my Jeep that could pull my Jeep up a cliff if needed, and then this guy freaks out and whips out a shot gun and is prepared to fire on me, so I get out of the Jeep and walk up to his front porch, because I never fear shit like that. And he asked me if I was his girlfriend's ex, because he used to do things like that, and I said no and just told him I was just venting on the back roads big city style. And he lowered the gun and let me go. But I have been shot at, I will tell that story later on, if I am reminded. I saw the gun flash.