DevilsFood's Blog

Whiny Little Bitch.

"Anti-Vaxxer Infestations."

Any low-level Bonebrain these days can now also be a "doctor" evidently.

Tragic.


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"Hot Chocolate!"

Wow...


I actually REMEMBER a dream I had last night.


I *NEEEEEEEVER* ever remember my dreams (that is *IF* I ever even have any dreams anymore.)...FOR YEARS.



Ha...I had a dream that I had A Hot Sexy Black Girlfriend, heh...


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But I pretty much only recall only very brief snippets of dreams, if I recall anything at all.....


#Ali.

#Arazel.

#Sherrell.

"Anti-Vaccine Bonebrains."

I saw a newsreport that said that Strip Joints are actually having a hard time Hiring Strippers.


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Maybe Strippers want nothing to do with all these Anti-Vaxxing Nasty Bitches Everywhere; many of whom seem to me Thirstyass Lecherous Right-Wingnut Losers.

Entitled Angry Little Bitches.

All these angryass, raging, little, insecure, chickenshit bitches With No Mansticles...so they gotta BUY THEIR "MANHOOD"; one gun at a time.


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"My Nipples....."

Ha.


I had Pierced Nipples and a Pierced Tongue for some years.


I strongly recommend Never Getting One's Tongue Pierced (I got 2 Broken/Extracted Molars from that), and because I'm such a crazy-physical Labor Worker, I absolutely HAD to re-learn New Ways Of Lifting/Carrying Stuff Around, and to slow my lightning-fast ass down (I kept catching those goddamned Pierced Nips in doorways and such. *OW!!!* )


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One time, I was in A Mosh Pit and I bumped across some short, stocky, longhaired dude.


Well, back then I actually had A Temper.


Uh-Oh.


So I charge at him. I guess he saw my uglyass pierced-up face, and he correctly-guessed that My Nips Were Pierced.

So he *PUNCHED* one of my nips.


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So I get even FURTHER ENRAGED, and so I charged at him again.

So he then *PUNCHED* my other nip.


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Fuuuuuck That.


I exited the pit with my tail between my legs.....



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"Donald J. Trump....."

Ugh.

I Just Killed A Despicable Annoying Nasty Fly.

But right before I did, I christened it "Donald J. Trump"


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#NoSympathy.

#FlyswatThatGoddamnedBitch!

#WHACK!

"Who?"

That Moment years ago when you saw a lot of people posting online about some dude, and then you posted:


"Who's Paul Walker?"



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#OverratedCelebrities?

"O!"

THUS:

For Yea Verily, TrulyMost Hath Ye MostGrievouslyOffendethMe DeepInWithinMineSorelyWoundedHeart, ThouMostHeartlesslyBrazenKnave! Aye!"


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#O!

*BZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!*

I've personally-tattooed myself for years.

Got my own equipment. It's about time again now that it's not such fucking cold weather nowadays.

It's quite a masochistically-crazy experience, I confess.....



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