Oh, goddamn...the other night at around 3am, I went outside to take a whizz, heh (I live rurally out-of-town), when I suddenly saw (I had on My HeadLamp) a damn Armadillo about 5-feet away walking my way.
Shit! Scared the fuck outta me whilst Peeing!
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Well, fuck...it then just Stopped Still & I was just standing helpless there...in Mid-Pee.
I finally finished and backed away a bit & then it suddenly started coming at me again, so...
I picked up a small branch & threw it at the sucker & then it quickly got scared & fucking jumped about 1-foot high & stopped.
I then just automatically started my loud Death Metal Growling and I started Making Noise and Stomping and Banging Shit and it fucking FREAKED and ran like hell outta there, heh...
Embarrassing.
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DevilsFood's Blog
"The Crying Girl....."
Oh, man...
Maybe almost a month ago, I was at Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery.
I Was Visiting Mom... 💖💖💖💖💖
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I was there for a while, when I realized that I Was Hearing Soft Crying Just Behind Me.
I then looked back and I saw A Young Lady sitting by one of the more recent Graves back there and She Was Crying So, So, So, So, So Much.
She had her head Leaning On The Headstone during aaaaall that time...Crying...
And I Heard That Poor Girl Cryyyyying So, So, So, So, So Much.
I guess for 2, or maybe it was 3 Hours, more likely. Yeah.
I started to feel so bad for that Poor Girl.
She finally eventually left.
I did too shortly afterwards.....
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Maybe almost a month ago, I was at Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery.
I Was Visiting Mom... 💖💖💖💖💖
🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊
😞😞😞😞😞
I was there for a while, when I realized that I Was Hearing Soft Crying Just Behind Me.
I then looked back and I saw A Young Lady sitting by one of the more recent Graves back there and She Was Crying So, So, So, So, So Much.
She had her head Leaning On The Headstone during aaaaall that time...Crying...
And I Heard That Poor Girl Cryyyyying So, So, So, So, So Much.
I guess for 2, or maybe it was 3 Hours, more likely. Yeah.
I started to feel so bad for that Poor Girl.
She finally eventually left.
I did too shortly afterwards.....
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"Mami....."
I feel bad that My Mom Always Wanted GrandKids From Me.
I have actually never ever wanted Kids, myself.
So I never had any.
My Mom Passed On In January This Year. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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Oh, well...at least My Brother And Sister Had Her GrandKids.....
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I have actually never ever wanted Kids, myself.
So I never had any.
My Mom Passed On In January This Year. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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Oh, well...at least My Brother And Sister Had Her GrandKids.....
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"Rich Dumbass Culture."
The Longer I Live, The More I See (of course), Ergo, I Hate The Rich More.
And More.
The Rich So Often, Because They Can, Unleashingly And Shamelessly Do Condemnably-Expensive Stupid Things And Even Obscenely-Expensive Stupid Things.
Ad Nauseum.
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#AmericanGreed.
And More.
The Rich So Often, Because They Can, Unleashingly And Shamelessly Do Condemnably-Expensive Stupid Things And Even Obscenely-Expensive Stupid Things.
Ad Nauseum.
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#AmericanGreed.
"Flying BullShit....."
One time years ago I went to A Local BullRiding Event with some folks, and as we were about sit down, some shittyass Bench Hogs told us that they were already "TAKEN". 😑 Fine then, so we were about to sit a bit further down and they actually did the same fucking thing! 🤨
So then we went a bit further down The Bleachers and again those bitches said "They're Saved Too."...so we went further and AGAIN they said the same shit!
Fuck! Really?!? (I Sensed Racism.)
Well, finally we wound-up WAYYYYY THE FOCK AT THE TOPMOST LEVEL.
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So we finally sit down and start watching The BullRiding going on. Crazy Bull After Crazy Bull nonstop when finally A Very LightBrown, Powerful *PSYCHOBULL* came out and tornadically-tore shit up!
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He blazed angrily everywhere when he suddenly tsunami'ed in front of AAAAALL those "V.I.P." assholes that were actually "worthy" enough of all those seats that My Party Of 4 couldn't have.
Suddenly I heard them all go *AAAAAH!!!!!* and then I realized that "Tornado" had baptized them all With His Holy Guacamole!
Hahaaaaa...he somehow repeatedly-flicked his hips in such a strong violent trajectory that he expertly catapulted Green Mushy BullShit on all those Lower Bleacher Rows save My Topmost One.
Haha!
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#SEXCELLENT!
#SCHADENFREUDE!
#NoSympathy!
So then we went a bit further down The Bleachers and again those bitches said "They're Saved Too."...so we went further and AGAIN they said the same shit!
Fuck! Really?!? (I Sensed Racism.)
Well, finally we wound-up WAYYYYY THE FOCK AT THE TOPMOST LEVEL.
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So we finally sit down and start watching The BullRiding going on. Crazy Bull After Crazy Bull nonstop when finally A Very LightBrown, Powerful *PSYCHOBULL* came out and tornadically-tore shit up!
🤯🤯🤯
He blazed angrily everywhere when he suddenly tsunami'ed in front of AAAAALL those "V.I.P." assholes that were actually "worthy" enough of all those seats that My Party Of 4 couldn't have.
Suddenly I heard them all go *AAAAAH!!!!!* and then I realized that "Tornado" had baptized them all With His Holy Guacamole!
Hahaaaaa...he somehow repeatedly-flicked his hips in such a strong violent trajectory that he expertly catapulted Green Mushy BullShit on all those Lower Bleacher Rows save My Topmost One.
Haha!
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#SEXCELLENT!
#SCHADENFREUDE!
#NoSympathy!
"Annoying John....."
One time in 4th Grade, I sniperly-shot a spitball at a new, annoying, pretentious student that I didn't like.
He was faster than I thought and nearly saw me trying to Play Innocent. I sense he knew it was me. Oh, damn, I wasn't prepared for Suppressing The Laughter!!!
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He was faster than I thought and nearly saw me trying to Play Innocent. I sense he knew it was me. Oh, damn, I wasn't prepared for Suppressing The Laughter!!!
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Pardon Ed Snowden:
+ For Biden to Pardon Edward Snowden.
Edward Snowden is an incredible mind that we need back on our side. Not just to combat in Cyberspace, but just his ideas and great mind to help our Country. He loves our Country. It would be incredibly sad and disappointing to waste such a brilliant mind that could be helping The United States once again! Especially at times like these were threats are becoming more and more frequent and dangerous.
He is and has one of the most intelligent minds in our lifetime and we need him back! Please sign if you agree. Thank you for reading and hopefully we can start the process of getting him back.
https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-for-biden-to-pardon-edward-snowden?signed=true
Edward Snowden is an incredible mind that we need back on our side. Not just to combat in Cyberspace, but just his ideas and great mind to help our Country. He loves our Country. It would be incredibly sad and disappointing to waste such a brilliant mind that could be helping The United States once again! Especially at times like these were threats are becoming more and more frequent and dangerous.
He is and has one of the most intelligent minds in our lifetime and we need him back! Please sign if you agree. Thank you for reading and hopefully we can start the process of getting him back.
https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-for-biden-to-pardon-edward-snowden?signed=true
Get Your Monkeyass Vaccinated.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: The names of all currently-protesting Vaccine Objectors should really be Noted/Documented to start keeping An Official Record Of (Possibly) Unvaccinated People.
#PassItOn.....
#PassItOn.....
"Boycott Trump Businesses."
#BoycottCovidDenyingBusinesses.
#BoycottTrumpSympathizingBusinesses.
#BoycottConfederateSympathizingBusinesses.
#ShunTrumpCulture.
#PassItOn.....
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#BoycottTrumpSympathizingBusinesses.
#BoycottConfederateSympathizingBusinesses.
#ShunTrumpCulture.
#PassItOn.....
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