One time years ago I went to A Local BullRiding Event with some folks, and as we were about sit down, some shittyass Bench Hogs told us that they were already "TAKEN". 😑 Fine then, so we were about to sit a bit further down and they actually did the same fucking thing! 🤨

So then we went a bit further down The Bleachers and again those bitches said "They're Saved Too."...so we went further and AGAIN they said the same shit!

Fuck! Really?!? (I Sensed Racism.)

Well, finally we wound-up WAYYYYY THE FOCK AT THE TOPMOST LEVEL.

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So we finally sit down and start watching The BullRiding going on. Crazy Bull After Crazy Bull nonstop when finally A Very LightBrown, Powerful *PSYCHOBULL* came out and tornadically-tore shit up!

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He blazed angrily everywhere when he suddenly tsunami'ed in front of AAAAALL those "V.I.P." assholes that were actually "worthy" enough of all those seats that My Party Of 4 couldn't have.

Suddenly I heard them all go *AAAAAH!!!!!* and then I realized that "Tornado" had baptized them all With His Holy Guacamole!

Hahaaaaa...he somehow repeatedly-flicked his hips in such a strong violent trajectory that he expertly catapulted Green Mushy BullShit on all those Lower Bleacher Rows save My Topmost One.

Haha!


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