Confession/Say what you think
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11 Jul 14 6:38 am
These 2 threads were practically the same thing.
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11 Jul 14 6:38 am
There are only 3 kind of girls I'd date...
1. Someone who never wants kids.
2. Someone who already has one kid and will not want anymore.
3. Someone who would want to adopt only one kid.

I don't want kids (of my own) for far too many reasons to list. Here's a few reasons.

- I don't want to put up with a hormonal pregnant girl unless she's going to really make an effort to control her hormones using their will power.

- Even if we got through her pregnancy with a minimal amount of drama I can't handle kids that communicate by crying most of the time.

- I don't like the idea of taking care of a life that is far younger than I am. I really hate it when my family says I'm already irresponsible even though I don't have a kid. When I actually have a kid and don't take care of him/her then they can call me irresponsible.

Does this make me a terrible person? Of course it does.
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11 Jul 14 9:12 pm
Everyone says I would make a great father.
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11 Jul 14 9:15 pm
you're joking, right?

I'm kidding I have no idea how you would be as a father lol. They'd just have some odd opinions and stories to tell at school...
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11 Jul 14 9:19 pm
Actually it just was one woman who said I would make a great father, but that was before I became a mental patient. Now I am a drunk, so I don't think I would make a great father.
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11 Jul 14 9:30 pm
Yeaahhh, probably not. I don't think any drunk could be that great of a father lol.
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13 Jul 14 4:42 am
I'm only drunk when I am drunk.
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13 Jul 14 6:13 am
Vampariah wrote:
I'm only drunk when I am drunk.



Hey, me too. What a coweenkydink
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14 Jul 14 4:56 am
My lovely one, thinking about my adoration, admiration and respect of you, has bought me to tears...
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14 Jul 14 9:58 am
I didn't tip my bartender enough last night.
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14 Jul 14 2:47 pm
3 of my friends (all female) inadvertently drove away another friend of mine (also female)... who happened to be my most recent ex that I broke up with. I've been trying to work things out with her so we could at least be friends. Apparently my friendship would have been nothing more than a consolation prize. Regarding those 3 friends, it wasn't their fault at all, I just befriend the wrong people sometimes. I'm taking this as a sign that she and I never should have been friends.
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14 Jul 14 9:47 pm
When I was 27 I got with a 14 year old. I had no idea about underage stuff. Anyways she was taller than me, and I am not short.
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16 Jul 14 8:29 pm
She was like 6 feet tall at 14.
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17 Jul 14 2:17 pm
I'm thinking I really hate it when people know I don't give a fuck about a specific branch of my family yet they still invite me to the reunion and bitch when I refuse to go.
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20 Jul 14 7:48 pm
Lately I've been getting a strong urge to wank.
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21 Jul 14 1:08 am
Don't jack off too much, you turn into a sex addict and your face will fall off, its called lechery.
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28 Jul 14 4:35 am
Black guys would be into you.
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28 Jul 14 4:39 am
I used to think Gerard Way was so hot.
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28 Jul 14 7:15 pm
Good-Vibes wrote:
Everytime, I think of making a road trip, I think about picking up strangers and that song "sweet home alabama" I know it shouldnt, but it sound's like to much fun.


The only thing that came to mind when reading that was the beginning of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), you know, when everyone is in that van on a road trip listening to "Sweet Home Alabama".
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01 Aug 14 7:33 pm
My friend's friend has a crush on me and has been hinting it since I got here. She's pretty, but just as weird as I am.