Have you ever been told you're good at imitations? HA. YEAH. I'M A NATURAL MIMIC, SEEMSLIKE. "Ha, ha, ha...ey, you like Copying People, right?" -something a friend once told me years ago
I ACTUALLY GREW UP DOING MANY DIFFERENT VOICES SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID. I LOOOOOVED CARTOONS SO FUCKING MUCH, HEH. BUT ONCE I REALIZED THAT CARTOONING REQUIRED A MILLION DIFFERENT DRAWINGS, I QUICKLY DECIDED THAT MAYBE I SHOULD DO VOICES INSTEAD, HAHA... XD
Got plans after you finish this? YUP. I WORK 24-7. TASKS AROUND THE CLOCK INSIDE OR OUTSIDE. I AM NEVER BORED.
"Only Boring People Get Bored." -a true quote I once read on another site
Do you fold your paper in half or quarters? IT DEPENDS.
Have you ever been severely burned? NOPE. FORTUNATELY.
Is there a song that seems to have been written just for you? I GUESS. "These Shrouded Temples" BY 'CORROSION OF CONFORMITY' WOULD BE MY THEME SONG UPON ENTERING A ROOM, HA.
ACTUALLY, THAT SONG WAS PERFECT FOR PUTTING ME IN THE RIGHT MOOD (it killed The Jitters) RIGHT BEFORE TAKING THE STAGE WHEN I USED TO JAM IN BANDS YEARS AGO. I DON'T JAM ANYMORE. I'M DONE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUPERHERMITOUS ANYWAY EVEN BEFORE I LEARNED MUSIC, HEH.
I'M A DANCER AND I WAS DANCING ANYWAY SINCE BEFORE I BECAME A MUSICIAN.
Have you ever heard of Free Hugs? YEAH. I WILL NOT BLINDLY-HUG *JUST ANYONE*. NOPE.
Do you have multiple email addresses? NAHHHHH... >_>
Has there been someone you couldn't stop thinking about lately? ALWAYS. I OFTEN THINK ABOUT A SEXY FRIEND OF ONE OF MY EXES, HA. SHE LIKED ME TOO BUT WE NEVER DID ANYTHING.
I ADMIT THAT I STILL THINK ABOUT HER DAILY, HEH...CRAZY GORL. I CALL HER "WILD-E"
Did you ever dream that you had a baby? HELL NO. I HAVE NO KIDS. NEVER WANTED ANY. THIS WORLD FUCKING SUUUUUCKS.
EY, AT LEAST I'M BEING HONEST.
BUT IF YOU'D RATHER GET A SUGARCOATED ANSWER FROM ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO SOME PATHOLOGICALLY-PERKY, "POSITIVITY CULTURE" PERFECTASS GURU WANNABE.
Are you a visual learner? YEAH. I LEARN OTHER WAYS TOO.
Have you ever gone snowshoeing? NOPE. NOT INTERESTED.
Do you or anyone you know have a rabbit? I'D LOVE A BLACK RABBIT. MAYBE 2; A BLACK AND WHITE PAIR, BUT NAH. 2 CATS AND A DOG ARE ENOUGH FOR NOW. HOWEVER, THERE *ARE* WILD WABBITS OUTSIDE. I LIVE OUTSIDE THE CITY LIMITS.
DEER, OPOSSUMS, RACCOONS, COYOTES, ARMADILLOS, SKUNKS, AND OTHER THEM THAR VARMINTS...
What was the weirdest thing you ever saw cross the road? UM, SOME OF THESE SAN ANTONIANS? ME? XD
Are you good at coming up with jokes? NOPE.
Have you ever stepped on a tac? NOPE. FORTUNATELY.
Are your legs loaded with scars from your childhood? NOPE. VERY FEW.
Have you ever skinned your knees, elbows, and hands all at the same time? MAYBE? I SKATEBOARDED FOR YEARS, ACTUALLY. I NO LONGER SK8. THE LAST THING I NEED NOW IS A MEDICAL BILL.
IF YOU DO NEEDLESS DANGEROUS THRILLSEEKING SHIT, YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR LIFE, HEALTH, OR FAMILY ENOUGH, METHINKS.
If someone paid you $1,000,000, would you dye your hair electric blue? IT DEPENDS. NOT IF IT'S TOXIC.
Do you have wireless internet? NOPE.
What was the last thing you cooked on the BBQ? I'M VEGETARIAN. I EAT NO MEAT FOR YEARS. NEVER FELT BETTER.
DevilsFood's Blog
"Ms. Armstrong....."
Ever since I was a kid in Elementary School, I quickly noticed that I was severely Attracted To Older Women...heh.
Yup.
Later, I noticed that Some Hot Sexyass Older Women have no qualms about dating someone even in their 20s-30s...
Fuuuuuck, I was so damn throbbingly-attracted to My High School Dance Instructor, hahaaa...She was 36 and I was 17.....
😍🤩😍🤩😍
#BOING!!!
🤘😎🤘
Yup.
Later, I noticed that Some Hot Sexyass Older Women have no qualms about dating someone even in their 20s-30s...
Fuuuuuck, I was so damn throbbingly-attracted to My High School Dance Instructor, hahaaa...She was 36 and I was 17.....
😍🤩😍🤩😍
#BOING!!!
🤘😎🤘
"100% Clean-Shaven, Baybay....
I was walking around the house buttass-nekkid the other day.
Such Freeflowing Economy Of Movement.
Amusing, heh.....
XD
Such Freeflowing Economy Of Movement.
Amusing, heh.....
XD
Weaponized GasLighting Liars.
Yeah, that's why I no longer Engage In Ridiculously-Extended "debates" With Dysfunctionally-Conservative Right Wing Bonebrains these days anymore.
I admittedly *do* rather enjoy doing a quick, shallow Hit-And-Run Troll Jab at one every now and then though, haha.....
😝😝😝😝😝
I admittedly *do* rather enjoy doing a quick, shallow Hit-And-Run Troll Jab at one every now and then though, haha.....
😝😝😝😝😝
"Well, FUUUUUUUCK....."
Oh, man...one night years ago, I was sitting outside my 2nd Floor Apartment, Playing My Bass Geetar (like always, while Fucking STOOOOONED) when I saw A 3-Door Pick-Up Truck park down there. I then saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
...11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.....and finally The 21st Dude came out.
FUUUUUCK. 😲😲😲😲😲
#SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!
...11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.....and finally The 21st Dude came out.
FUUUUUCK. 😲😲😲😲😲
#SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!
Treasonous Domestic Terrorists
+ FBI
@FBI
The #FBI is still seeking information to help identify individuals who actively instigated violence on January 6 in Washington, D.C.
Visit http://ow.ly/baDC50DBDUd to see images from current cases, and if you see someone you recognize, submit a tip at http://tips.fbi.gov.
https://mobile.twitter.com/FBI/status/1361708496417398785
@FBI
The #FBI is still seeking information to help identify individuals who actively instigated violence on January 6 in Washington, D.C.
Visit http://ow.ly/baDC50DBDUd to see images from current cases, and if you see someone you recognize, submit a tip at http://tips.fbi.gov.
https://mobile.twitter.com/FBI/status/1361708496417398785
The Onion.....
+ Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
8/09/13 9:16AM
The moody, temperamental ball of repressed rage says he would like to serve and protect one day.
RALEIGH, NC—Calling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he is seriously considering a career in law enforcement.
Lockhart, a recent high-school graduate who sources confirmed is plagued by resentment, self-doubt, unexpected fits of rage, and has always had a penchant for tormenting those who are smaller and weaker than him, explained that he feels he is well suited to serve as a police officer.
“I’ve always wanted to be a cop,” said Lockhart, whose paranoia and inferiority complex constantly haunt him, leading him to lash out at others in order to convince them he is in control. “I know it’s a tough line of work, but I think I’ve got what it takes to earn my shield and get out there and keep the peace.”
“This is the job I was born to do,” continued the man whose main goal in life is to prove to others that he is strong, confident, and not afraid.
Friends and family confirmed that Lockhart, an unpredictable, petty individual who frequently loses his temper when he feels he is being threatened or disrespected, has in recent months been inquiring into joining the ranks of the Raleigh Police Department. In this role, the man with a massive chip on his shoulder and no visible sense of empathy would be tasked with peacefully resolving disputes and evenhandedly administering justice to members of the community over whom he would have official power.
Specifically, sources speculated that should Lockhart successfully complete the 17-week officer training program and cursory psychological examination necessary to become a cop, the 18-year-old, who suffers from feelings of inadequacy and frequently explodes in emotional outbursts against people he perceives to be mocking him, would on a daily basis be placed in delicate situations requiring extreme patience and sound judgment.
“My dad’s encouraging me to go to the academy, and he says that once I graduate I can probably get a job around here,” said Lockhart, referring to the man whose own lack of compassion and propensity for inexplicable violence is largely to blame for similar patterns in his son, and who is himself a veteran police officer. “Once I’m a cop, I’m going to do what I have to do to make sure these neighborhoods stay safe.”
“I bet a lot of people don’t think I can do it, but I’ll show them,” continued the man who could in six months’ time possess both a standard-issue firearm and the city-sanctioned authority to unholster and fire the weapon.
When pressed for further comment, sources close to the man who hopes to play an active role in protecting his community confirmed that Lockhart constantly goes out of his way to intimidate and belittle those people he knows are too submissive to fight back. The 18-year-old often fantasizes at length about getting revenge on those he believes have wronged him. When frustrated or enraged with his own general powerlessness in the world, he reportedly has a tendency to take out these emotions on the first person he comes across, with little or no provocation. Lockhart routinely gets in screaming arguments with others and must be physically restrained as his anger reaches a white-hot pitch, frightening all around him. A devoted fan of mixed martial arts, Lockhart is capable of watching YouTube videos of people being pummeled senselessly for hours at a time.
Sources also felt it bears mentioning that Lockhart is an impassioned and unapologetic racist.
When asked to outline his motivations for entering the field of law enforcement, the perpetually infuriated bully who could very soon be responsible for the security and well-being of thousands of innocent people explained that he feels a personal obligation to do whatever necessary to safeguard society.
“There’s a lot of bad people out there who think they can get away with doing whatever they want, and someone has to stop them,” said Lockhart, his hands unconsciously closing into tight fists. “So if I don’t step up and show everyone who’s boss, who will?”
“Plus, I’ve been talking to my buddies at the gym, and a bunch of them are gonna be cops too,” Lockhart continued. “It’ll be great.”
https://local.theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405
#Satire.
8/09/13 9:16AM
The moody, temperamental ball of repressed rage says he would like to serve and protect one day.
RALEIGH, NC—Calling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he is seriously considering a career in law enforcement.
Lockhart, a recent high-school graduate who sources confirmed is plagued by resentment, self-doubt, unexpected fits of rage, and has always had a penchant for tormenting those who are smaller and weaker than him, explained that he feels he is well suited to serve as a police officer.
“I’ve always wanted to be a cop,” said Lockhart, whose paranoia and inferiority complex constantly haunt him, leading him to lash out at others in order to convince them he is in control. “I know it’s a tough line of work, but I think I’ve got what it takes to earn my shield and get out there and keep the peace.”
“This is the job I was born to do,” continued the man whose main goal in life is to prove to others that he is strong, confident, and not afraid.
Friends and family confirmed that Lockhart, an unpredictable, petty individual who frequently loses his temper when he feels he is being threatened or disrespected, has in recent months been inquiring into joining the ranks of the Raleigh Police Department. In this role, the man with a massive chip on his shoulder and no visible sense of empathy would be tasked with peacefully resolving disputes and evenhandedly administering justice to members of the community over whom he would have official power.
Specifically, sources speculated that should Lockhart successfully complete the 17-week officer training program and cursory psychological examination necessary to become a cop, the 18-year-old, who suffers from feelings of inadequacy and frequently explodes in emotional outbursts against people he perceives to be mocking him, would on a daily basis be placed in delicate situations requiring extreme patience and sound judgment.
“My dad’s encouraging me to go to the academy, and he says that once I graduate I can probably get a job around here,” said Lockhart, referring to the man whose own lack of compassion and propensity for inexplicable violence is largely to blame for similar patterns in his son, and who is himself a veteran police officer. “Once I’m a cop, I’m going to do what I have to do to make sure these neighborhoods stay safe.”
“I bet a lot of people don’t think I can do it, but I’ll show them,” continued the man who could in six months’ time possess both a standard-issue firearm and the city-sanctioned authority to unholster and fire the weapon.
When pressed for further comment, sources close to the man who hopes to play an active role in protecting his community confirmed that Lockhart constantly goes out of his way to intimidate and belittle those people he knows are too submissive to fight back. The 18-year-old often fantasizes at length about getting revenge on those he believes have wronged him. When frustrated or enraged with his own general powerlessness in the world, he reportedly has a tendency to take out these emotions on the first person he comes across, with little or no provocation. Lockhart routinely gets in screaming arguments with others and must be physically restrained as his anger reaches a white-hot pitch, frightening all around him. A devoted fan of mixed martial arts, Lockhart is capable of watching YouTube videos of people being pummeled senselessly for hours at a time.
Sources also felt it bears mentioning that Lockhart is an impassioned and unapologetic racist.
When asked to outline his motivations for entering the field of law enforcement, the perpetually infuriated bully who could very soon be responsible for the security and well-being of thousands of innocent people explained that he feels a personal obligation to do whatever necessary to safeguard society.
“There’s a lot of bad people out there who think they can get away with doing whatever they want, and someone has to stop them,” said Lockhart, his hands unconsciously closing into tight fists. “So if I don’t step up and show everyone who’s boss, who will?”
“Plus, I’ve been talking to my buddies at the gym, and a bunch of them are gonna be cops too,” Lockhart continued. “It’ll be great.”
https://local.theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405
#Satire.
Hives Of Scum & Villainy.....
People used to Feel Okay With Being Open About 'Relationships And Sex', but in recent years, Some Malicious, Unconscionable, Unbelievably-Immature, Partisan Disinformation Racist Trolls (I think there is actually a more appropriate term other than 'troll') immediately jump into forums here-and-there and instantly begin Besmirching, Twisting, Tilting, And Tarnishing Other (Sincere Genuine People) Peoples' Names And Internet Identities with all sorts of Malevolent Lying And Fakeass Allegation Propaganda by twisting and manipulating Other Peoples' Shared Posted Experiences into something more Sinister And Lawless, even.
Ergo, these days, perhaps many more people simply are now more Reluctant to share anything.
Unfortunately, GothWire eventually accumulated way too many Such Vile, Malevolent, Cancerous, Racist, Entitled Barnacles once VF crapped-out, I Have Certainly Noticed.
-_______-
Ergo, these days, perhaps many more people simply are now more Reluctant to share anything.
Unfortunately, GothWire eventually accumulated way too many Such Vile, Malevolent, Cancerous, Racist, Entitled Barnacles once VF crapped-out, I Have Certainly Noticed.
-_______-
*sigh*
That Moment...when You are at The Store again, buying stuff, when You suddenly see Something Cute Mom Would Like, So You Instantly Wanna Buy It For Her, but then You Remember That Mom Passed On 3 Weeks Ago.....
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
#Mami.....
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
#Mami.....
Sick Obscene Theocrats.....
We must consult the oracle.
Trust the gods, Leonidas.
I'd prefer you trusted your reason.
Your blasphemies...
...have cost us quite enough already.
Don't compound them.
We will consult the oracle.
Diseased old mystics.
Worthless remnants of a time
before Sparta's ascent from darkness.
Remnants of a senseless tradition.
Tradition even Leonidas cannot defy...
... for he must respect
the word of the ephors.
That is the law.
And no Spartan, subject or citizen,
man or woman...
... slave or king, is above the law.
The ephors choose only
the most beautiful Spartan girls...
... to live among them as oracles.
Their beauty is their curse...
... for the old wretches
have the needs of men...
... and souls as black as hell.
"Pray to the winds...
...Sparta will fall.
All Greece will fall.
Trust not in men...
...honor the gods.
Honor the Carneia."
The king's climb down is harder.
Pompous, inbred swine.
Worthless, diseased, rotten...
... corrupt.
Truly, you're in the god-king's
favor now...
...O wise and holy men.....
Trust the gods, Leonidas.
I'd prefer you trusted your reason.
Your blasphemies...
...have cost us quite enough already.
Don't compound them.
We will consult the oracle.
Diseased old mystics.
Worthless remnants of a time
before Sparta's ascent from darkness.
Remnants of a senseless tradition.
Tradition even Leonidas cannot defy...
... for he must respect
the word of the ephors.
That is the law.
And no Spartan, subject or citizen,
man or woman...
... slave or king, is above the law.
The ephors choose only
the most beautiful Spartan girls...
... to live among them as oracles.
Their beauty is their curse...
... for the old wretches
have the needs of men...
... and souls as black as hell.
"Pray to the winds...
...Sparta will fall.
All Greece will fall.
Trust not in men...
...honor the gods.
Honor the Carneia."
The king's climb down is harder.
Pompous, inbred swine.
Worthless, diseased, rotten...
... corrupt.
Truly, you're in the god-king's
favor now...
...O wise and holy men.....