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That's Red Hot Chili Peppers....

RHCP

Actually it just was one woman who said I would make a great father, but that was before I became a mental patient. Now I am a drunk, so I don't think I would make a great father.

condoms

Everyone says I would make a great father.

I am a writer. My avatar is an example of my work, it is on Amazon Kindle. I also used to be a gym teacher in the Bronx, and was a Manhattan DJ as well as a radio DJ at a college radio station. If you have a love for music, anyone can be a radio DJ. Just go to a college that has a radio station. I also was a lifeguard, a gardner, I was most currently a millionaire's chauffeur. I built a bar in SOHO. And also I was a Closer at a bar, a dude that comes in at the end of the night and makes sure the place doesn't get robbed and the girl bartenders don't get raped. I also wrote a two part book on my own life about enlightenment, true love and psychedelic experience in my 20's. You just have to live like no other, and write down as you go through those crazy decades in your early adulthood, and you will have a best seller. I did write a foot of poetry called "AS IS" before I ever started becoming a nonfiction writer, so I had a way with words before I tried to do prose. I haven't worked in 20 years.

I do my best Kat. When I was 8 years old I was chasing Heidi on the hill that the first movie of all time was filmed on "The Great Train Robbery" and I stopped running after her, I looked up into the summer trees filled with green leaves and I saw them shimmer in the wind, and I thought to myself, I have been alive since the beginning of time. That was at eight years old.

I think there are some people that are young and only read these posts, they are trying to learn how to post in forums; like what you can get away with while looking respectable, like me.

Hello Lexy. Nice name. I am too old to be your buddy, it would be creepy. I ran into a girl for coffee, I found out she was intrigued in my life, since I have found enlightenment and everything and she wants to be a monk. It was nice to verbalize my philosophy, hadn't done that in a while.

It was January of this year.

Yeah, he kinda lost it.

No, because you have to check for it, unless you noticed a trend, then that is something different.

I liked Coolsilver.

Boy you must be bored.

Elphbutt?

I think you all got older and more mature.

I liked him, but he got psychotic one time and he got ejected.

Welcome.

I haven't touched a condom since the 1990's.