They are just looking at your breasts.

tea has more caffeine than coffee

My hours got cut again... and I have a strong feeling my ass is gonna fry because of today.

Well, I'm not in trouble, but still, no one likes getting their hours cut.

My manager is talking about giving me more hours now that I know how to use the register.

Fucking hell this sucks.

a diet is a regular thing

Looks like I won't be eating while I have a bad leg.

can't shop, I can't cook, well I cooked the past two nights....

I haven't woke up this late in months.

I had great dick last night.

really again?

You know before the internet I used to stalk girls, if they were wearing spandex disco jeans, I'd end up in some strange neighborhoods, even in Europe. My family just wouldn't see me again. I didn't care man. Jeans camel toe was good too.

I finally have a VCR again. Oh how I'm missed the quality of VHS.

That absolutely had no relevance towards my stalking girls quote.

So what did you buy?

I didn't know you could buy Jews.

I think one of my coworkers likes me.

I was just being stupid.

Good-Vibes wrote:

Arak_Drakoniz wrote: I think one of my coworkers likes me. Ooo, That can be fun (sometimes)

Is it a dude?